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10 Funny Meditation Quotes

Laughter is the best medicine. It’s one of nature’s gifts that’s free to all, so I’ve collected these funny meditation quotes for you to have a chuckle.

 

1

Yoga police: “You have the right to remain silent!”

2

Don’t just do something — Sit there!

3

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied “I wish no gifts, only presence”

4

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.

5

Bertrand Russell: “One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.”

6

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

7

One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all:
Yoga is a physical fitness program.

8

In the pursuit of happiness, the hard part is knowing when you’ve caught up.

9

Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

10

“To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it every day. It’s like having a puppy.” ~ Chelsea Richer, media producer

See my article for beginners on techniques for meditation here. And get to know the different ways to meditate to find the one right for you, here.

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Hi, this is Mary-Anne. I have a PhD in Earth Sciences and a whole heap of other life experiences. I am a believer in wellness through wildness. This is about connecting with the nature within and the nature around to keep fit and healthy in body, mind, and spirit. I enjoy researching and writing about natural things that support our wellbeing and then sharing the benefits I discover.

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