This post was most recently updated on March 30th, 2020
Meditation practice yields some serious benefits and there are many inspirational quotes on meditation – just review BrainyQuotes of Thich Nhat Hanh. But, on a lighthearted note, I’ve collected these funny meditation quotes and sayings for you to have a chuckle. Laughter is the best medicine. It’s one of nature’s gifts that’s free to all, so enjoy the moment!
Some of these funny quotes and sayings apply to Yoga as well as meditation.
1. Practicing in silence
Yoga police: “You have the right to remain silent!”
2. Thoughts on Pose
When you feel guilty about posing comfortably…
Don’t just do something — Sit there!
3. About Being
When one thinks the best gift is an alpha state of mind…
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied “I wish no gifts, only presence”
4. Happy chemicals
When including funny quotes about meditation and happiness comes down to natural supplements…
The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.
5. Modern Life
When feeling overwhelmed…
Bertrand Russell: “One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.”
Let that shit go!
6. About Handling Change
When too much change happens…
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
7. Yoga life
When one’s an expert on Yoga…
One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all:
Yoga is a physical fitness program.
8. Know Yourself
When things don’t happen for ya…
In the pursuit of happiness, the hard part is knowing when you’ve caught up.
9. state of mind
When you don’t know what you’re talking about…
Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”
10. Finding Time
“To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it every day. It’s like having a puppy.” ~ Chelsea Richer, media producer
11. Everything Counts
Again, when you think it’s not working out for you…
“If you think you are two small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito”Dalai Lama
12. Making Peace
Feeling joy afterwards…
Sorry for what I said before I meditated
13. Finding Meaning In the world
When you’re looking for answers…
Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.
Meditation: Because some answers can only be found on the inner netShira Tamir
14. Inner Peace
When your love of people dies…
Come on inner peace, I don’t have all day!
15. Developing Intuition
When you hear meditation is a conduit for intuition…
Don’t roll your third eye at me!