10+ Funny Meditation Quotes And Sayings

Meditation practice yields some serious benefits and there are many inspirational quotes on meditation – just review BrainyQuotes of Thich Nhat Hanh. But, on a lighthearted note, I’ve collected these funny meditation quotes and sayings for you to have a chuckle. Laughter is the best medicine. It’s one of nature’s gifts that’s free to all, so enjoy the moment!

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Some of these funny quotes and sayings apply to Yoga as well as meditation.

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1. Practising in silence

Yoga police: “You have the right to remain silent!”

2. Thoughts on Pose

When you feel guilty about posing comfortably…

Don’t just do something — Sit there!

3. About Being

When one thinks the best gift is an alpha state of mind

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied “I wish no gifts, only presence”

4. Happy chemicals

When including funny quotes about meditation and happiness comes down to natural supplements

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.

5. Modern Life

When feeling overwhelmed

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.


Bertrand Russell

Let that shit go!

6. About handling change

When too much change happens…

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

7. Yoga life

When one’s an expert on Yoga…

One of the biggest, most sad, and least funny Yoga jokes of all:
Yoga is a physical fitness program.

8. Know yourself

Check on yourself as much as you check on your Instagram.


When things don’t happen for ya…

In the pursuit of happiness, the hard part is knowing when you’ve caught up.

9. State of mind

When you don’t know what you’re talking about…

Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

These mountains that you are carrying, you were only supposed to climb.

Najwa Zebain

Don’t let anyone rent a space in your head unless they’re a good tenant.


Whenever you feel sad just remember there are billiions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.


10. Finding time

Relating it…

To earn the trust of your meditation, you have to visit it every day. It’s like having a puppy. 

Chelsea Richer, media producer

There cannot be a stressful crisis net week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinger

11. Everything counts

Again, when you think it’s not working out for you…

If you think you are two small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito

Dalai Lama

12. Making peace

Feeling joy afterwards…

Sorry for what I said before I meditated

13. Finding meaning in the world

When you’re looking for answers…

Meditation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.


Meditation: Because some answers can only be found on the inner net.

Shira Tamir

14. Inner peace

When your love of people dies…

Come on inner peace, I don’t have all day!

15. Developing intuition

When you hear meditation is a conduit for intuition

Don’t roll your third eye at me!

More funny meditation quotes

I hope you enjoyed the meditation humour. I’ll add to these as I come across them.

Remember…the Irish proverb: A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

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See my article for beginners on techniques for meditation here. And get to know the different ways to meditate to find the one right for you, here.


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